Alex Pappas reports:
President Barack Obama signed a bill into law on Thursday guaranteeing himself Secret Service protection for the rest of his life.And do you think those Secret Service agents will be carrying guns? Of course not, stupid. They’ll fend off attackers with disapproving glances and subtle putdowns about their footwear.
White House press secretary Jay Carney said Obama signed the “Former Presidents Protection Act of 2012” on Thursday. The law affects Obama, former President George W. Bush and future presidents, who under current law would only be protected for 10 years after leaving office.
Now stop yammering about your “rights.” We’re not interested in your Second Amenity or whatever it’s called. Just shut up.
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